35 W. Main St.

Ventura, CA

(866) 825-4007

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Frequently Asked Questions

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Zero charges, nada, zip, none! Currently all shipments within the USA are free.

We accept PayPal, Visa, Master Card, and American Express.

We currently use USPS 1st Class shipping. It all really depends on your location from our shipping centers. I’d venture to say anywhere from 2-6 business days. We try and get your order out the same day. A tracking number will be provided.

JokesByMail uses an SSL Certificate just like every good eCommerce store should. A ton of information out there. Here is a brie explanation from

SSL stands for Secure Sockets Layer. It provides a secure connection between internet browsers and websites, allowing you to transmit private data online. Sites secured with SSL display a padlock in the browsers URL and possibly a green address bar if secured by an EV Certificate.

So what is SSL used for? The SSL protocol is used by millions of e-Business providers to protect their customers, ensuring their online transactions remain confidential. A web page should use encryption expected to submit confidential data, including credit card details, passwords or any personal information. All web browsers have the ability to interact with secured sites so long as the site’s certificate is from a recognized certificate authority, such as Comodo.

You will receive a confirmation email of your order. Shortly after you will receive a tracking number. Aside from that, sit back and enjoy the fun!

Absolutely. Your invoice will be in the form of an email with invoice number.

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