Send a Bag of Dicks Joke Saying “Eat a Bag of Dicks”

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Why Send A Bag Of Dicks Telling Someone To “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” Using Jokes By Mail?

The answer is simple. No one can beat our price or novelty product selection. Most importantly, we will never spam you, sell your email address, send your address on a package to the receiving end of the prank. We go that extra mile to ensure your privacy.

Recently we’ve teamed up with some of the best in the prank business and we’re expanding! Take advantage of our low prices as we currently run all operations in house. Sending a bag of dicks has never been easier or up close and personal with its owner/operators.

So who can you target with this anonymous silly gag gift? The prank list is endless and the best part is it can be done year-round!

The WHO:
Here’s our top targets of opportunities:
1. That Mean Boss
2. Slack Jawed Co-worker
3. Enemy of a Neighbor
4. Significunt other (no pun intended)
5. College room-mate, fraternity or sorority rush prank

The WHAT: Check out our shop. Don’t see what you like? Let us know and we’ll see what we can do to get you going. =]

The WHEN/WHERE:
1. Holiday Dirty Secret Santa
2. Funny Birthday Gift
3. Back to school prank
4. Cordially return an act of kindness
5. Because you can

The WHY:
It’s simple. The reward is memories, one laugh at a time. There’s no reason why the envelope can’t be pushed for a well-deserved laugh. 8=D

The HOW:
1. Add item to cart
2. Add a custom message
3. Critical: Ensure recipient’s shipping address is correct at checkout or we’ll ship a bag of dicks to you!
4. Once we receive payment, your order will ship the same business day with tracking.

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